• Ms. Long, you missed the jokePosted on Mon Apr 2018

    I don’t normally comment on friendly fire but when Camilla Long chuckles about being stood down for a spot on Have I Got News For You for Nicky Morgan’s handbag (when Morgan pulled out in 2016) in the Sunday Times this week, she really misses the joke. This was after a decision that the status …

  • New Year’s Resolutions? Just do nothing.Posted on Tue Jan 2018

    My New Year’s resolution is to just do nothing. It’s the only plan of action: you can’t spend your way to savings, eat yourself thin, or text yourself into a relationship. A case in point: My friend’s lover is pre-internet (over 40). A man whose desire is fired by what he cannot have and who …

  • Middle class? Mwah? Thoughts from a Glastonbury toiletPosted on Fri Jun 2017

    The twitterati has set the internet alight with accusations that Glastonbury festival-goers are (horror) middle class. Let’s have a minute’s silence for the thousands of photos of Corbyn and Sheeran that can’t be uploaded because people have to deal with the haters right now. I don’t know why we’re scratching each other’s eyes out. The …

  • Heists and LowsPosted on Thu Jun 2017

    I slayed a flying ant to the shock of my vegetarian sista this afternoon and have just endured a 32 minute buzz off with a wasp: yes, I’m enduring the dark-side of every Londoner’s fantasy – outside space. I am regretting both plants and it’s only 29 June. Bring on winter. In local news our …

  • God love ‘emPosted on Sun Mar 2017

    After 20 years of happy divorce my parents decided to travel together to New Zealand this year to see my brother and celebrate his 40th (what a birthday present!). They are now en route home via Sydney. Yesterday, 23:12 Hi Tania Went out last night to pick up 2 bottles of wine. Went to shop …