I don’t normally comment on friendly fire but when Camilla Long chuckles about being stood down for a spot on Have I Got News For You for Nicky Morgan’s handbag (when Morgan pulled out in 2016) in the Sunday Times this week, she really misses the joke. This was after a decision that the status …

My New Year’s resolution is to just do nothing. It’s the only plan of action: you can’t spend your way to savings, eat yourself thin, or text yourself into a relationship. A case in point: My friend’s lover is pre-internet (over 40). A man whose desire is fired by what he cannot have and who …

The twitterati has set the internet alight with accusations that Glastonbury festival-goers are (horror) middle class. Let’s have a minute’s silence for the thousands of photos of Corbyn and Sheeran that can’t be uploaded because people have to deal with the haters right now. I don’t know why we’re scratching each other’s eyes out. The …

I slayed a flying ant to the shock of my vegetarian sista this afternoon and have just endured a 32 minute buzz off with a wasp: yes, I’m enduring the dark-side of every Londoner’s fantasy – outside space. I am regretting both plants and it’s only 29 June. Bring on winter. In local news our …

After 20 years of happy divorce my parents decided to travel together to New Zealand this year to see my brother and celebrate his 40th (what a birthday present!). They are now en route home via Sydney. Yesterday, 23:12 Hi Tania Went out last night to pick up 2 bottles of wine. Went to shop …